CptnIndecision's Muddled Mind

cptnindecision @ 2009-12-14T16:07:00

2009-12-14T21:08:03Z

Last time we met Flax Prism, an adorable nerdy sim, and followed him on his/my quest to find the perfect woman. Which, eventually, he did.

The proposal was quickly followed by the wedding party. I wouldn't stand for a small bathroom wedding.

Ruby: Hey dad, guess what? I'm getting married, sorry I didn't tell you until now.

Flax: Constance, thanks for being my best man.

-_-;

Don't look so glum, its a party!

Constance: the man I want to be with is marrying another woman, what do you want? Happieness?

Ruby's mom doesn't look to pleased either.

Is there anyone who is happy about this marriage!?

Head. Meet. Desk.

Ruby looks a little to smug, I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Ruby: He's mine now bitch! If you try and turn another firendly hug into a "goose" I'm going to lay down a serious hurting!

Constance: I'mSorryI'mSorryI'mSorryI'mSor---- WAIT! How did you know about that!?

Ruby continues to rub more salt in the wounds.

Ruby: His buns are already in my oven!

And Flax procedes to be totally ignorant of Ruby's apparent total-bitch characteristic by bonding with her father.

Perhaps we can blame the pregnancy hormones for Ruby's cruelty towards Constance...

I love how the ground is eating part of her dress >.>

Ruby: *evil-glee* Heeeeeeyyyyyy Cooooonstannnnnnnnce

Ruby: *maternal-glee*

Constance: Life never goes my way!!!

Gobias: Can't even enjoy my fucking marshmellow...

Ruby: Hey baby remember how you were admirinf those builing blocks I think you shou---

Flax: OMG YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

Flax, it is very rude to interupt.

Flax: Constance you should totally interact with the growing baby!

Conctance: Must resist urge to impale pregnant whore...

Flo: Sh's your responsibilty now!

Flax is completely oblivious to everything else, including the disapointed stares of a father who thought his daughter was going to loose her virginity on her wedding night. His expectation were a tad high.

Pretty picture, enough said.

He already knows and he is still disapointed in you Ruby.

Constance: SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!

Constance: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

calm the firetruck down, stop being crazy.

Flat: You'll name him after me of course...

Ruby: *thinks: goddamnit just leave already I so fucking sleepy* Of course daddy

Connstance... remember what Ruby said...

Well duh, I wouldn't have posted so many damn pictures if it wasn't.

Not exactly normal maternity sleep-wear.

She wanted to read a pregnancy book so I let her because she has been nothing but a bitch to control since she got pregnant.

And by modern they mean the whore was already expecting.

Can you tell I'm already starting to regret Ruby?

Aww, their bonding together. Flax works way to long for them to do much together because...

He got promoted!

WIN!!!

It was a boring yet tedious pregnancy.

And she made a total mess of the house.

*RAGE*

Ruby: Get out of my belly!

Ruby: Calm the firetruck down. Labour induced freak outs are so two hours ago.

Flax just got off work to find out his wife was going into labour infront of the hospital.

D'aww a little girl, Marigold.

o.O and another little girl, how ~~tagic~~ cute! Pumpkin Prism.

Welcome seedlings of the generation orange! You'll get the fully expience of a broke child-hood!

Ruby's first want after having the twins...

Flax's first want after rbing home the twins.

Can you guess which baby is going to be mommy and daddy's favourite?

If you guessed Marigold then you win an internet high five!

Pumpkin protests this injustice in the only way an infant can... She screams for attention.

Ruby: Aw, Marigold you're such a good baby... not like your screaming sister.

Ruby spends the most time with the twins, she even took up gardening so she was closer to the twins.

but to be fair, Flax is busy providing for the family.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! He isn't even home long enough to pick up either of his baby girls before he is called into the hospital for an "emergency".

CHILD NEGLECT! THAT IS THE EMERGENCY HERE!

They haven't even aged into toddlers yet and you want to have anotehr kid? I don't even know where the hell the twins came from!

I am so very tempted to fulfill this want. At this point it feels like ruby is the founder and Flax is the married-in-less-importan-spouse.

Well, he wanted another baby too.

Flax: So we haven't met before... I'm your daddy.

Ruby, why are you glaring at me like that?

Ruby: oh, I think you know!

Show of hands, who elsed guessed this?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING! You kids are within sight!

Don leaves just as Flax is getting home. That was a close call and I am not sure how I feel about him getting away...

Flax: you smell like you're wearing cologne... were you waiting for me?

Ruby: yes, yes of course *nervous twitch*

Well, at least it isn't a thong this time... and there is a little bit of yellow.

Ruby: we don't have enough toys for these two let alone---

Flax: you're pregnant again aren't you?

Stop interupting, it is very rude!

I didn't know sims could do that. Must be a doctor thing.

Ruby looks saddened by the news that she is having a boys.

Please, no more twins!

The house needed to grow a bit, can't have three babies outside, best if its only one.

Being the generous simgoddes that I am I try to fulfill booth their wants to throw Marigold (and not Pumpkin) a birthday party.

Flo isn't to pleased to learn that her daughter is once again pregnant... considering no on told her about the first two.

No one but Flax and Ruby care that their children are growing up. Everyone else just thought it was a house party evidently.

OH! so you guys are to important to be bother with the little tykes growing up but will gladly eat their cake!?

Here they are, Pumpkin on the left with the pigtails, Marigold throwing a hissy fit over being lonely.

Stats and better pictures of the two... I'm leaning towards Pumpkin as favourite. She is way less whiney.

Oh, and, what to go Pumpkin you're impaling your hair through your own forehead!

Apparebtly people do not need a purpose to rock out.

Flax: You're going to get your own teddy bear, yes you are, yes you are oogagoogoo!

the girls are being taught all the impotant things in life: proper nurition.

Mobility...

and skepticism...

Ruby: ghost do not exisit!

All of this is starting to take a toll on poor Flax. Between teaching the kids, Ruby's hormonal mood swings of death, and cleaning up after the kids he is becoming a very ragged man.

I hope he pulls through this!

this is where I'll end this update, I need to kick my ass and get over to a friend's house or I am dead. With a capital everything.

Score Card

Generation Points: 1 (founder point)

Lifetime Want Points: 0

Portrait Points: 0

Legacy House Points: 0

Aspiration Points: 0

Grand total = 1

Comment please.

Download-A-Sim: Briesen Hogan

2009-12-14T19:27:11Z

I am so excited about this, I feel so very very accomplished. After ages of trying to find out how to upload sims from Sims 3 to the internet I came upon a tutorial made by Simnel. It is so easy and I can't believe that I didn't figure this out on my own. I had previously thought that I had that much in the way of computer capabilities.

Anyway, it is my pleasure to present to you Briesen Hogan: my first uploaded sim.

He is, by far, the cutest sim I have ever created. I love his long nose and permanent smile!

Look! Elf ears *squeeeeeeeee*!
And once again, I love his nose.

I gave him super-casual clothing because nothing else was cute enough for him.

Briesen Hogan is a clumsy, good, excitable, and something else, hopless romantic.
He loves the colour aqua, pop music, and cookies are the way to hearts.

You can download Brisen here. He'll be a wonderful addition to you game.

Prism Rainbow Legacy

2009-12-09T21:39:38Z

So, third attempt at a Sims 3 Legacy. The Baffles got buggy and I couldn't load their lot anymore and the Rhymes died
when the rest of my computer died... so new and fresh.

Oh, and I promise that this update isn't full of one sim reading, I swear.

This is a rainbow legacy starting with yellow.
Yellow --> Orange --> Red --> Purple --> Blue --> Green --> I haven't thought that far yet.

So this is my founder. He isn't my first male founder but he is the first one to showcase.

Flax Prism has always been the neardy guy that dreamt of taking the head cheerleader to the Sunset Valley Prom... but she went with some "Green-eyed Sex God" from another town... After the rather embaressing rejection he vowed to move as soon as he was able. It just so happens that he was able to about three sim minutes ago...

So... this is his house.
Flax: It's perfect!

You're only saying that because you have a bookself and a cheap CC bed.

Flax get off of your ass and go meat the girl of your dreams.

Now!

Flax: Aww, those leafy babies look so snug and warm...

Let me explain how he came to the conclusion of leafy babies.

Lettuce looks a lot like cabbage --> cabbages grow in "patches" --> Cabbage patch kid ---> Family Oriented = leafy babies

ZMOG! You're taking to some one!

Flax: You have a fine family and I hope to someday emulate it.
Robert: Why thank you, first what you need to do...

But enough lazying around. I get Flax to bomb track it to the hospital so he can get a job.

Flax: you... cannot top my interview!

Apparently he is very competitive... nice to know.

Women! Lots of women!

Unfortunately two are married and Flax wouldn't break up a marriage even for the lovely Hannah. That leaves Ruby... not that her mother was really a choice.

She disapeared! Well Shirly Lin isn't hard on the eyes but she walked off when Flax was mid-sentence. How rude!

My first thougt when I saw this: I found Ruby in the ruby coloured room!

My second thought: HOLY SHINIES SHE HAS SOME SERIOUS PIPES!

Impersionate celebrity... I can only think of Wallace and Grommit... >.>

But where is the cheese Grommit?

Flax: Your rose red hair would look so pretty with white daisies.

D'aww, you sly dog you, turning up the charm aren't you Flax?

Flax: It reminds me of the pills my mom used to take so she wouldn't beat on me

Ruby:...uhh

What kind of complement are you giving trying to give her?

After the failed attempt at flirting Ruby fled. Flax, thinking of talking with Shirly who had been in the room the entire time, grabbed a book so they had somehting to discuss. But before he had the chance to say more then "Hi again!" She left with a wierd look on her face.

Shirly: No way in hell am I letting him talk to me.

Flax, kindly put the book down and get back to finding the woman of your dreams.

Oh, you've already decided.

David Bowie? Is that you?

New goal: get the celebrity achievment

Flax: I'm sure you've head of me on LiveJournal, I'm kind of a big deal.

Hannah: *is bored*

I spy with my little eye an angry little girl.

Whats up Anita? Did Travis just tell you he thought he asked your sister and not you to the movies?

Lonelyyyyyy, I'm mister lonelyyyyyy, I have nobody to play chess with OEEEEEE

Flax: Hey guys! Mind if I join you?

Just like in high school.

Little Girl: You need a bath cause your game stinks!

Flax: Bitch please, I could crush you underneath m'bookshelf of chess books.

You don't have a bookself of chess books... and when did you start talking like that.

Flax: Shut up foo! The cool kids at the lunch table where talking like dis!

Sorry, read the news paper, thought it was funny.

What!?\
It's not sleep deprivation if it's for his own good!
He needs food! I'm looking out for his best interests!

Flax: To.... *yawn* early for gardening...

IT'S FOR HIS BEST INTERESTS!

Put. That. Book. Down. Now. My Your. Garden. Needs. you.

Obligitory first day of work shot. BUT, oooooo, what is this? The mail lady is checking you out.

Work it hot stuff!

You're actually pretty cute Lulu..... but I can't tell if its genuine or a combination of the angle and the expression....

Whose idea was it to build a Hospital, a place of rest and recovery, next to the stadium, the place of noise and smells?

So thats how Hank Goodard and Pauline Wan met.

Lol, sex phone line advertisment

Some guy was playing chess at the bookstore so I had Flax go check it out after work.his A good time was had by all.

He had fun and learned stuffs...
and I got his life experience points!

HEY! Flax was going to tell her that he eyes sparkle like a shooting star!

XD HA! Cock blocked!

Stop looking at her like that, you have a wife!

She gave you a HUG? Really? After you creepily told her about your abusive childhood?

Oooh I get it. It's a pity hug.

Or she actually likes him...

Flax: You doubted me?

*tongue*tongue*tongue*

Flax: Be my girlfriend yes?

Ruby: Sure, it's not like you're asking me to marry you.

Yeah, sure... >.> For now.

Another day and his first promotion is under his belt.
I don't think smelling like onion is going to help your bedside manner though.

Flax: Hi random lady who is not Ruby, my one true love. I'mma gonna be a doctor!

Le*Gasp Someone wants to play chess with him.

While I applaud your attempts at getting Flax's attention, Constance, he is only looking for a chess buddy and you are suitably nerdy enough... and creepy enough to follow him with out him asking you to!

Flax: Your game is one drumstick short of a KFC bucket!

mmmmm, KFC. And at the same time, yuck.

Another night, another ~~chess~~ partner. Flax, you chesss whore!

Trigger Broke: So are you dating my aunt or my cousin? Cuz I was hopin' for the attentions of both of 'em.

O.o

Flo: My daughter will run you out, I'mma warnin' you.

Odin: Hey guys! Can I sit at you table?

A resounding no... mostly from Maxis programming.

Goal achieved!

By flirting with an old man? eww.

BE MORE PRODUCTIVE DAMN IT!

-_-; okay, you win.

The nerd rolled the want to have a party so I let him induldge in all his unfullfilled teenage fantasies.

1.) Make out with the hottest chick at the bar.

2.) Roudy game of fooseball that alienates the only other guy at the party.

3.) Massive amounts of flirting infront of the other guests... on who happens to like you.

Parties are way easier in this game!

A few days later,

Flax: Friendly hug Constance?

Constance: If it weren't for the little brat over there I would turn this friendly hug into a "goose" interaction...

Flax: So I have some news... you hear this song escaping from my pants?

Constance: Oh yeah, I hear it *sexual preditor pose*

Flax: It's the song that I'm going to play when I propose to Ruby!

Constance: NO!

Flax: What? Why not?

Constance: It'll be rainy... all day... everyday! I guess you can't propose to Ruby...

Flax: That's silly, I'm sure that the sky will clear up for such a beautiful moment.

Yeaaah Flax, talk about the good old days and how they're going to end. It is very important that you do this to the girl that you wants you to propose to her.

Nice, really nice. Not rubbing salt into any wounds there at all.

*is romantic setting*

Ruby: Oh Flax you are such a sweet heart, I hope we keep dating forever...

Flax: By dating I'm sure you meant "marry me".... So, will you marry me?

Ruby: *think: oh shit look at that rock!*

Ruby: Yes!!! *thinks: whatever answer will give me that rock!*

Flax: I was afraid you'd say no for a second.

Ruby: *thinks: now I can get out of my trailer and move into a real house!*

uhhhhh, yeah, about that >.>

Ruby: I have to pee in this one room shack? My trailer was bigger then this!

Hey! This house just got an upgrade! Don't knock it 'till you try it!

After the blatter situation was dealt with Ruby agreed full heartedly to "Try It"

And try it some more because I wasn't happy with the lack of jingles.

:D

So meet Ruby, the new spouse-to-be of generation yellow.

Heart Breaker? Shit and with your love of yellow you could have been perfect for this generation.

So that is where I'll you leave you guys for now. I'll update next week.

Comment please.

Score Card

Generation Points: 1 (founder point)

Lifetime Want Points: 0

Portrait Points: 0

Legacy House Points: 0

Aspiration Points: 0

Grand total = 1

Yes, I am keeping score.

The Prism Family Tree

2009-12-07T23:42:43Z

The Prism Family Tree

So far all the family consists of is Flax Prism, our founder, and Ruby Prism ne-Broke, his really hot red headed wife.

The Prism Legacy Archives

2009-12-07T23:41:51Z

Find all of the Prism Family updates in a neat and orderly fashion here.

Generation One:

Flax Prism

Installment 1.1
Where a medium-town nerd moves to a rural town hoping to find his one true love (being a hopeless romantic and all). He finds a few women who are attractive enough, but can`t get one lucky lady out of his head. Has he already decided!?

Installment 1.2
Flax and Ruby host the wedding party of the century in the most beautiful venue that the town of Riverblossom has to offer. Flax is fully accepted by the Brokes as he and Ruby begin to expand their family. However nothing is perfect and their may trouble brewing on the horizen.